long time no blah blah blah

x-mas song is as we speak being mastered...will be up and out next week along our very own x-mas compilation SO FAR SO FUCKED - SHITZ 2011, tracklist is: yeah well, everything we've done so far ...got 5 new trax down couple o dayz ago including a proper ballad, a first one on these WORMSy parts one could argue...means we'll propably be back recording january ish...and tonight we'll be playing with The Chop Chop Family and The Joke celebrating the grand opening of Breaking Dawn wit all yo twihards out dere ...phew, busy times for all things WORMS these days...still would like more gigs befor we see the end of this year, so if ya have some party or shit you want us to deflower...ya know where ta find us bros...peace out!

NEW FAVOURITE BAND!!!

http://www.myspace.com/kvelertak


Mjød - Music Video

Kvelertak NEW SONG! Debut album out now! | Myspace Music Videos

GOTTA LOVE THIS SHIT

fuck hype...fuck sound....riots are what it's all about!!

KEY CARD

NEW SONG

MOR FUCKING ROCKS!!!

www.myspace.com/mor1234

...if fate and all the karmic matter allows it maybe we'll be playing with them tomorrow at Loppens big bad birthday bash ...fingers crossed!!

BITCH IS BACK

...had a hole little piece about Goa as well....sommat 'bout a tholla of Kasmiri, Goan cops, waves, sand, motor bikes, condom ads and everything falling apart ...but yeah, well now i'm back ... seems sort of lame writing such thangs when sitting home in cold clean ole ghost town Cph K ...maybe some other time ...

WORMS ON POSTCARDS HINDU STYLE

from left to right:

Guitar WORM, DRUM WORM, SING WORM

MUMBAI

Danced with cockroaches and rats the size of my head down Colaba Causeway after last round at Leo P’s. Bought another book, ‘Maximum City – Bombay lost and found’. It’s sooo good. It’s somewhat of a dodgy home copied kind of version I have, with lines hardly readable and the occasional missing page. Didn’t even want it in the first place, But dude chased me down the streets and just wouldn’t back off ‘till I finally caved in and paid 300 rupees!! I know, the hustle’s on me…but I’m glad he did. The pages smell like Indian streets in the summer. Crowded, crumbling, and dirty. Sweat and spices. Piss, trash, love, death and betel stained smiles.

Saw a movie in Eros theatre. Complete with drug action, plenty of violence and heartbreaking love stories, Bad ass cops and heroes suddenly bursting into singing and dancing while still retaining their cool!! Awesome!! Walked up Marine Drive to Chowpatty Beach after. Sat in the sands and garbage drinking chai and watched the kids playing in the toxic waters…

Now blogging…next up is bye bye Mumbai on a night train to Goa…peace out!!

MANTRA BOX

INDIA pt. 2

Rode camels under hot blazing desert sun by the Pakistan border. Slept in the smokey glow of dying camp fires. Hotel manager sent lukewarm beers though he promised charras, couldn’t help feeling a bit cheated. Climbed the 3500 and then some steps up shatrunjaya hill in Palitana. Bare feet, melting white marble and sandstone burning in the lazy high Gujarat noon. Prayed with the monks in stunning old Jain temple village on the hill top. Smoked home rolled beedies with temple renovation craftsmen. Bought a digital dual mantra mantra box on the way down to keep my mind at peace all the way to Mumbai…

WORMING IT UP IN INDIA

Delhi, shit!! 4 days down. Drank stale beer from tea pots under the stars in dodgy bar on a Paharganj roof top. Bought a book, ‘The jaina path of purification’ and were stalked by pregnant toothless beggars in Connaught Place. Got lost and crowd handled in the side street bazaars and were chased away by laughing rupee hungry kids. Just left Jodhpur the blue city in Marwar, the land of Death, on my way out on the edge of the desert to learn the Rajput ways of the sword….

HEY!! ctd.

..rehearsed two new songs, HEY! and FIX ME UP, a couple of days back ...added another last verse for HEY! (http://singworm.blogspot.com/2011/02/hey.html)

I can't stand to look in your face
guess it's not your fault
it's just my stupid race
empty my gun and bring a head hole to the brawl
saying peace, love and friendship to you all

...now I'm off to India to hang out with the Jains ...take care so long ...c u soon x

NEW TRAXXX UP

yaaaaahhh!!! dats right .....trax are CLEAN LIVING, CURBSMEAT, BAD BLOOD, OBESITY ROXXX and EDWARD CULLEN ....here are some info on how, when and why and such ... http://www.myspace.com/wormswormsworms/blog/542596475 ...c u in WORMSspace!!!!
peaceluv xx

LAST X-MAS

yo ho ho!!! here's a vid from our first ever gig....shot at FAUST in Copenhagen on dec. 3rd last year....song is SOME COLD BLOODY CHRISTMAS

Enjoy!!!

APRIL'S NO FOOL

...think we'll do a cover of Justin Biebers 'Baby' tomorrow...last gig for a month or so, calls for some sort of celebration right!!??



...most hated clip on youtube, WTF!!??
I actually kind a like it...maybe except for that Ludacris bit, but then again.... guess it wouldn't be the same without it ...please don't hate me...but if you must....well....FUCK OFF!!!

<3 <3 <3

in de mixxx to da MAXXXX

..yo!! got 5 tracks down yesterday...they're now being mixed....can't wait to hear and share....peace!!
x

HOLE ctd.

completely needless bonus info:
when I was a kid, all I wanted was to grow up, marry Courtney, write all my songs about her and all our 15 beautiful kids...get old and start our very own warped alt. rock/no wave version of the Kelly Family....who could blame me!!??

THE HOLE EQUATION

...early HOLE fucking ROCKZZZ!!!!







+ some of their later stuff is pretty boss as well ..
= colour this humble WORM a fan!!..x

WANTED MAGAZINE

www.wanted-magazine.dk

...this month with a WORMS feature ...mag is mostly in Danish (our feature is not however) ...x

CATS

...just read that cats are the only creatures on this planet apart from us lame humans who kill other creatures just for the fun of it....dunno, but here's a beautiful video with cats and a great track from Thulebasen...deadpan and epic all at the same time...now let's get killing!!!
(killing=kitten in Danish....no pun intended)

Thulebasen: Gate 5 (By Marie Moko Eline) from Thule on Vimeo.

x

APRIL 1st

...

thanx yall for some sick fucking thirstday!! Big up for John John and the Uzis and Go for Gold!! Now back getting ready for more of dat recording/gigging buizzynezz!!!peace out!!!

here are some pics from the gig

PAIN

...think I dislocated my shoulder or sommat....hurts all the way from my thumb to behind my ear...making me all dizzy and nauseous for two days straight now...pills don't work though I think I'm about to turn into Gregory House!! Guess I'll just have to rock it off tonight...hope ta c y'all dere!!!

Current mood:

NEW DRUG

...so yesterday one of me pals comes up wit a gram of dis new and improved modified kind of charlie...we snort it all up and all of a sudden our faces melt off and our kids start weeping over our exploding bodies...serious stuff man!!
...he's now out getting more x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_dqTS_mXnQ&feature=relmfu

ROOTS TO ALL THINGS EVIL

...seems I'm starting my own little artwork unit these days...



...thanx to sleepless nights and being broke I guess!!?? .....

...good thing I have Beverly Hills...just got to the point where Dylan has just gotten a sister and don't know he's being screwed by that mean ole bitch Suzanne...I can't bear it.....totally breaks my heart....but the second the intro kicks in I burst out weeping with joy every blessed time!!

THE VALDRAMINAS

check out my fellow WORMS' Argentine/Danish trip rock outfit The Valdraminas...great stuff!!!



http://www.myspace.com/thevaldraminas

RUST 03.10.11

FLYING Vs 4 ALL

V is for victory...or so they say, but this bitch sho is flying and now rocking that axe V style all the way to hell....that's right, just got back from the mainland and brought such fine a piece of wired weaponry...have been wanting that shit since I was a kid, but kind of forgot thrugh my more ind(ie)ulgent years....guess this is what made me remember



big luv up for VENOM!!!....wish we were so cool we could pull shit like that off



battleaxes, nunchakus, skulls, shades and studded leather!!??....only in our dreams I guess....alas....dream on dream on.....but on the upside I also brought me a lap top, so now we're ready to rock and record big time...counting hard on having more trax up shortly....and when we have all our current tracks down we'll collect 'em all on one cd, wrap it in sandpaper, call it WORMS UP YOURS and set up some non profit mailing order system, so all of you who wants to take home a piece of WORMS can get some....but more on that later...the rest is just nighty night for now
...and saying

FLYING Vs 4 ALL!!!

GOODNIGHT

...busy first day on the blog....off to a bit of home burning so we'll have discs to share again tomorrow...hope to see you again soon....and let Tommy have the last words (...danish only though...but if I have any say in this we'll do an English rendition shortly)
sweet dreams...R.I.P. TOMMY..<3 <3 <3
x

LETTER TO ROBERT PATTINSON

... dear ROB if you see this...please give me a call!!?? or if anybody who reads this knows him, please pass this message on...or if you don't then to someone who might and so they can pass it on and so on and so on and...if the six degrees of Kevin Bacon hold up, we will reach him soon...oh yes, we will!!!....

thing is...we have this song, it's real fast and bad ass, it's called EDWARD CULLEN and it's basically about how much we wish to be you (or ED that is!!)...not to cash in on your fame...seeing as we don't have any hidden commercial agenda...or ambitions in that direction...or ambitions at all for that matter...but we soooooo badly would like for you to star in the video....just because, if you don't...we'll have to dress up as you...or settle for one of those life size cardboard EDs....and yeah, eerrr...not that I would know, or anything but I bet there aint no thing like the real thing!!??
we don't have any money, but as lifetime guest of honour in the house of WORMS you're free to come and crash and eat us up anytime....video won't be hard, mostly just us and you hanging out and us worshipping you....we could even stay up and jam the whole night if you're up for it...or if you have any songs you want recorded, we'll be the happiest campers ever for doing the honours!!??

so if you can find it in your kindest of hearts....please give us dat ring!!

wormslove out!!!

x

PS just to let you know the purity of our intentions here are the lyrics:

i wish i was EDWARD CULLEN
bright black angel with perfect hair oh yeah
girls they say 'oh bite me ED'
tell them while their blood is still red
forever is just for the dead uh huh huh
i wish I was EDWARD CULLEN
brooding so hard real debonnair oh yeah
skin white cold and hard like marble
perfect cheekbones undead barbie uh huh huh
EDWARD CULLEN oh yeah (x4)
i wish i was EDWARD CULLEN
tragic superhero in a wet teen dream oh yeah
EDWARD CULLEN oh yeah (x4)

WORMS VIDEOS

...no WORMS were harmed during the making of:


NOT ALRIGHT


SOME COLD BLOODY CHRISTMAS


both were filmed and edited by ANNA VISKINDE...check out the rest of her stuff here http://www.youtube.com/user/ProductionsVee

thanks to ARTHUR 'BIG BOY' CRUDUP, ELVIS PRESLEY, VALERIE SOLANAS, TIVOLI, CENTRALHJØRNET, GAFFA, PHILLIPS, GLÜHWEIN, GAMMEL DANSK, TUBORG, MARLBORO, CAMEL and all the full beards in indie rock, you know who you are...peace out!!
x

BLACK BREATH

...another must check band....

http://www.myspace.com/blackbreath

great fucking death and roll garage trash...they would probably think we're total wimps, but it would be so fucking awesome to open for those dudes someday!!

x

HEY!!!

wrote a new song the other morning:

HEY
something is rotten in the worldwide west
land of the obese nobody knows best
eat drink fuck and die
kill your friends your kids and your wives
hey

something is rotten in the world wide west
it's up your ass smells like incest
puke shit piss ejaculate and die
rape your friends your kids and youw wives
hey

momma said i could be everything I want
free guns 4 all now that's all I want
or admit that i'm weak but i'm not that strong
depression by the bottle guess i lost to silicone
hey

but at least when she comes in my room at night
riding and grinding astride my thighs
there are two fixed stars to guide me through the night
two firm stellar peaks gouging out my eyes
hey

....guess I was in a sort of a Glen Danzig mood that morning....maybe we'll play it tomorrow at DRONE...but we only have a soundcheck to get it straight...so who knows!!??

x

early Zombie stuff!!!

was just digging through the dark past of one of my teenage obsessions White Zombie ....gotta love dat shit!!






x

WASTE MANAGEMENT

Hi there...anybody want to form a Waste Management cover band with me??
don't matter if you don't know how to play much....only got 30 seconds worth of material (90210 seas. 3 eps 14), so it's more about wearing leather jackets, drinking, beating up girls and writing songs about them...great fun huh!!?? just gimme a ring if you're up for it x


....on a second thought I guess I'm not that much of a beating up girls kind of guy...so guess it would be too much work after all....maybe best we leave it at that!!??