LETTER TO ROBERT PATTINSON

... dear ROB if you see this...please give me a call!!?? or if anybody who reads this knows him, please pass this message on...or if you don't then to someone who might and so they can pass it on and so on and so on and...if the six degrees of Kevin Bacon hold up, we will reach him soon...oh yes, we will!!!....

thing is...we have this song, it's real fast and bad ass, it's called EDWARD CULLEN and it's basically about how much we wish to be you (or ED that is!!)...not to cash in on your fame...seeing as we don't have any hidden commercial agenda...or ambitions in that direction...or ambitions at all for that matter...but we soooooo badly would like for you to star in the video....just because, if you don't...we'll have to dress up as you...or settle for one of those life size cardboard EDs....and yeah, eerrr...not that I would know, or anything but I bet there aint no thing like the real thing!!??
we don't have any money, but as lifetime guest of honour in the house of WORMS you're free to come and crash and eat us up anytime....video won't be hard, mostly just us and you hanging out and us worshipping you....we could even stay up and jam the whole night if you're up for it...or if you have any songs you want recorded, we'll be the happiest campers ever for doing the honours!!??

so if you can find it in your kindest of hearts....please give us dat ring!!

wormslove out!!!

x

PS just to let you know the purity of our intentions here are the lyrics:

i wish i was EDWARD CULLEN
bright black angel with perfect hair oh yeah
girls they say 'oh bite me ED'
tell them while their blood is still red
forever is just for the dead uh huh huh
i wish I was EDWARD CULLEN
brooding so hard real debonnair oh yeah
skin white cold and hard like marble
perfect cheekbones undead barbie uh huh huh
EDWARD CULLEN oh yeah (x4)
i wish i was EDWARD CULLEN
tragic superhero in a wet teen dream oh yeah
EDWARD CULLEN oh yeah (x4)